Crazy Classroom Joke Book by John Byrne

Author:John Byrne
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141956954
Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
Published: 2009-09-04T00:00:00+00:00

Pupil: I’m sorry I’m late – it’s my new Velcro pyjamas.

Teacher: How would they make you late?

Pupil: I just couldn’t tear myself out of bed.

Teacher: Hey, you! Here you are, late for school, and you’re still walking at a snail’s pace! What on earth do you think you’re doing?

Pupil: About two miles per hour.

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